Monday, February 6, 2012

Random Facts: A - Z

So I'm a fan/cyber-friend with Jive Turkey. She's under the "Blogs I'm Kinda In Love With" column over there. And she invited us all to do this A-Z thing. So I thought I would hop on board! Read hers here and you should read her all the time cause the gurl be all sortsa funny, yo.

A. Age:  31
B. Bed Size: I dream of a California King but sleep on a mere Hawaiian Queen. 
C.  Chore That You Hate:  I'm kinda anal so I kinda like to do chores because that means my house is clean! Yay! But I could do with a dishwasher - no dishwasher for 13 years bites my ass. Big Time.
D. Dogs: B-Dizzle!

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E.  Essential Start To Your Day:  TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA
F.  Favorite Color:  Blue, no wait, hot pink, no green, no lime green, no mint green...wait - all colors??
G.  Gold or Silver: Both - I like to mix my golds and silvers together - I'm crazy like that.
H.  Height: 5'5"
I.  Instruments You Play:  I can play twinkle twinkle little star on the harmonica.  But would love to learn to play the steel guitar. My mom used to make me take piano lessons. My piano teacher's breath always smelled bad but she had the bomb assortment of scratch and sniff stickers which smelled great. That's kinda ironic now that I think about it.
J. Job Title: Children's Book Author/Social Media Coordinator/Caterer/Boss of Z & Boyfriend
K. Kids: Hell to the No. Er - I mean not yet! 
L.  Live: Hawaii
M.  Mother's Name: Roberta, but she hates it so don't ever call her that or she will beat your ass. 
N. Nickname: Moe -  way back in high school. My mom got me Miz Moe vanity plates for my first car. I was straight big pimpin' back in the day with those!
O. Overnight Hospital Stays: None. (Knock on wood.)
P.  Pet Peeves: People who constantly bitch on Facebook to get attention, slow tourist drivers, people who car-stalk you for your parking spot. 
Q.  Quote From A Movie:  "That's a pretty fucking good milkshake." - J.T. Pulp Fiction
R.  Right or Left Handed: Righty
S.  Siblings: Only child - my parents love me and only me. 
T.  (? There was no T Jive Turkey!) So let's pretend it said Toothpaste Brand:  Kiss My Face Whitening
U.  Underwear: G-String during the day and granny panties at night. I kid, they aren't granny panties - they're full coverage, okay?
V.  Vegetables You Hate:  I don't think I hate any vegetables. I'm not a fan of peas out of the can, I guess.




W.  What Makes You Run Late:  Slow driving tourists gawking at whales/surfers/windsurfers/kiteboarders/waves/hot chicks in little bikinis/hot surfer boys/etc.
X. X-rays: My teeth and an ecocardiogram. I haz a heart murmur.
Y.  Yummy Food That You Make:  Vegetable Frittata, Eggplant Parmesan, Toast
Z. Zoo Animal: Giraffes. Man, I LOVE me some giraffes.

Okay - your turn! And link it in the comment section so everyone can laugh at how crazy you are!









1 comment:

  1. Yay! You did it! And heart murmur! I have one too :)

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