Dr. Suess, I am not and my brain has officially gone to pot. Rhyming is really fricking hard and the more I try the more I feel like a big ole 'tard. (That is so not P.C.!) Hawaiian words are not the norm and my technique and patience lack the form, necessary to complete this task. Now where did I put my pink glittery flask?
I ain't even playin'......
Half of me wants to quit, screaming F this wack bull-shit! But my other side, the crazy-ass competitive one, thinks this can - and this will - be done!
Will some one shut her the hell up? I can't take anymore things in my already over-flowing cup! At night I'm thinking, "What rhymes with Pueo (a Hawaiian owl)?" Um, there's no way-o. What rhymes with luau? Um, poo-au? How about "Aloha" or "Mahalo"? It's just plain silly thru and thru..... oh, the crap I get myself into.....
Good thing it wasn't a mouse that lived in HAWAII....and spoke HAWAIIN.....asshole main-land mouse.
So wish me luck, butter-cup!! I may have gotten in a little over my head, but for now it's off to bed.... where I shall try to think of more rhyming words all the while saying, "This stupid rhyme-time crap is for the birds!!"
The End.
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