Stachetastic!!

I don't even really need to explain how happy I was when I saw a box on my lanai ("porch" in Hawaiian - wait, you didn't know I was bilingual??!?) because I knew THIS was inside it........

Shut the f*ck up......

How could I even live this long without drinking from this mug????

Maybe I will do really mean morning pranks to unsuspecting people; so after I change the sugar for salt, I shall just drink my tea and nobody will even know it's really me.............perfect.